Monday, May 18, 2009

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30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 08

Posted: 17 May 2009 09:20 PM PDT

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Well, I cozied up on the couch, made sure I was clear on the errors I made on the Games yesterday, and delved deep into Arguments again. I just can’t seem to pull myself away, for better or for worse . . . perhaps a day on Games and a day on Arguments will be a good strategy. In any event, I took two back to back. I was obviously what my psychology-major girlfriedn would call “primed” for the second section, which explains why I did 20% better over the first one. I just need to make sure that I can self-prime on June 8.

Many of my errors are “Duh” errors. I can quickly see what the question was asking as soon as I know what the answer is. Sometimes I look at the question stem and read “conclusion” instead of “argument,” and vice versa.

What bothers me, and gives me immense hope, is that there are two or three questions, clearly among the more difficult questions, that I am able to eliminate 3 answers, stare hard at the remaining two (which are, of course, equally appealing and within 3 words of each other) and then, somehow, intuit the correct choice. This means that I’m seeing through the Matrix, bit by bit. But often I cannot explain the logic behind it . . . it just feels like that is the answer the Testwriters would demand.

Of course, the test is (in the words of how they censored Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane) a monkeyfighting marvel. This is a test written by human beings, where each question has one, and only one, clear and correct answer. They take great pains to ensure that there is no equivocation when it comes to which answer is the “credited response” and why. No grey. Black and white. Wrong and credited.

It just kills me that I still can’t see the why. But give me a few more days, at the very least.

30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 07

Posted: 17 May 2009 08:25 PM PDT

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Day 07 was the day I finally hauled myself into Shapiro and drilled the heckoutta Games. My company: Get Prepped! Ace the LSAT and the infamous LSAT Logic Games Bible. I’ll withhold my commentary on both. Did I see improvement? Yeah. Am I where I want to be? Nah. Can I get better? I better!

I definitely see the value of the Butt-in-Chair method of studying. The mental fatigue after four hours of practice is huge. I think that might be the single largest benefit to the prep companies that just drill the heckoutta you. They might not help too much understanding individual errors, but they give you buns of steel.

As an aside, I never knew that the original Thomas Crown Affair was such a fun movie.

30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 06

Posted: 17 May 2009 08:16 PM PDT

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Day 06 was sabotaged somewhat. I had every intention of spending a solid chunk of time at the Shapiro Library, but I elected for a brief, and absolutely vital, date with my girlfriend. Then the cell phone rang. Next thing I know, I’m dashing off to Agway to pick which types of tomatoes we’re going to plant in the garden this year.

After all, the LSAT does many things, but it doesn’t interfere with actual life.

I did manage to switch focus into Games again, and I am seeing improvement from this time last, say, year. Which is good, but the improvement is slight and still an area of concern. It highlights the need for a two-pronged approach to the LSAT: focusing on the Games because each modicum of improvement is a blessing, and Arguments, because half the test comes from Arguments and each error there is seriously compounded by every error on Games.

This is one reason why I hate the LSAT. Here is some numerical proof on how the LSAT is Evil. I have, in front of me, the June 2008 Conversion Chart.

If you had one, two, or three errors, you got a perfect score: 180.

Four errors: 179 {So here it looks like the absolute top performers, people who are probably genetically predisposed to this nonsense, have a relatively large cushion. If you know you can go through an LSAT and only make five errors, you have a huge margin. It’s like sighting-in a rifle. A click is a ¼” at 25 yards, but 2″ at 200 yards}

Five errors: You drop from 179 to 177.

Six errors: 176

Seven errors: 175

Eight errors: 173!

Ok, so let’s look at this visually. The red line is the scaled score, out of 180. The blue line is the actual number of credited responses. The yellow line is the trend line.

Let’s focus on that little divot where the yellow line just doesn’t keep up with the blue line. That’s the scale. That’s where the average LSAT test-taker falls. See the little divot where the yellow line soars ahead? That’s the “cushion” that the top-test takers get. {We also see another divot at the far end of the scale, where testers who are having a terrible go really get wholloped).

Of course, LSAT takers are now asking themselves, “Which of the following, if true, most weakens Jamie’s argument?”. Every test taker gets the same cushion. For the June 08 LSAT, everyone got three free errors. But on the other hand, even the best tester answered 16 questions that didn’t improve their score.

However, suppose you find yourself in my shoes. You take your first diagnostic test and you find out that you are the average. The middle. Run-of-the-mill. You don’t have any reason to believe your score will slip, so you’re really just looking at the right half of the graph. You’re pretty confident that you’re not going to score a 130.

That means, for the average test taker trying to improve, each error you make impacts you more than the preceding error. The first error does not hurt your score. But the third error hurts you more than the second one.

Suppose I consider Games to be my real Achilles heel. I consider my weakness to be a known issue that isn’t going away. I decide I’m going to spend my cushion on Games, and then write off every other loss like Bank of America. Any error in Arguments or Readings takes that loss and compounds it (literally).

And then the penalty drops away! For students below the median, the detriment is no longer compound, but simple.

Now, I’m a cautious about but warm towards Gardener’s theory of multiple intelligence. You’re an aural or spatial learner. The LSAT was designed by people who don’t think like you in order to identify people who think like them. You muddle through the first 16 questions on June’s LSAT, and you start to climb. Then you hit the middle . . . and an already arcane and difficult test becomes more wicked than before. I’m lucky that I was in the middle on my first diagnostic. I’m thankful that I didn’t have to fall into the middle and then try to climb back out.

I know full well why this is. I know that this is designed to ensure that each final score actually means something in relation to last year, or last month’s, test. I also know that the test exists to create a bell-curve. I know that there would probably still be a bell curve without the scale, which is why there’s also a percentile score. But I know that, despite how the graph is shaped, it’s hard to slide from the very top of the curve to the very bottom of the right-hand side.

Bring it on.

Friday, May 15, 2009

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30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 05

Posted: 14 May 2009 11:04 PM PDT

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Despite my promises to start work on Games, I was simply distracted. I figured that five days of bending myself out of shape was a bit much, so I swung by the Hooksett location ≈link≈ of Twins Smoke Shop ≈link≈ and kicked back for ninety minutes or so. Back in the day, the world’s largest hecho a mano cigar manufacturer was R. G. Sullivan’s 7-20-4, based right out of Manchester. 7-20-4 was named because 724 Elm Street was the original headquarters before they moved to Canal Street, where the building still stands.

In any event, the owner of Twins just re-launched “K. A. Kendall’s 7-20-4,” and I was certainly impressed. I can safely say that it was unlike anything else I’ve ever smoked. I believe the intent of the 7-20-4 was to recapture that “old-time” cigar flavor, which easily explains why I, in this post-boom cigar world, picked it out as something unusual. However, the flavor progression was almost backwards . . . I’ll try another and post information here.

After the smoke, I tried to find a quiet spot in Hooksett’s Library, but once again the library made me antsy and I wound up at the Shapiro library at Southern New Hampshire University. It wasn’t a bad joint. It was hard to find, since the main entrance, and all the signage, pointed into the center of campus and not out, but it seems like there were a lot of great work spaces. I was able to check out two (summer-reading) books I needed with my GMILCS card, and maybe I’ll go back to try to swipe a study room from someone who pays tuition.*

However, I brushed off my dusty copy of The Official LSAT SuperPrep and went through the first arguments section. I figured that the explanations would be of use . . . but the section seemed rather simple, as I scored 23/25. The only two errors were “Duh” moments. This makes me wonder about the tests themselves, as I can apparently bounce between 50, 77, and 92% on Arguments depending on “good” and “bad” days. Seriously? 

Despite my Day 05 promises, I didn’t get the chance to practice any games. I did, however, spend a lot of time wondering where I packed my games workbook. The car still isn’t empty from moving back home, there’s no place to put it!

I took an early night, helped in part by a stiff Cuba Libre, brought to you by Sailor Jerry’s. Just doing my part to fight the world’s overabundance of lime and cola.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 04

Posted: 12 May 2009 10:43 PM PDT

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Today I picked up where I left off yesterday: by trying to evaluate my errors on Tests #9 and #11. To re-quote Steve Schwartz, this is learning how to see through the Matrix.

At this point, there are some lines of code I just can’t decipher. The only way I can describe it is as a strange young woman named Elle Sack approaching you with a red apple and a green apple. She then says, “One of these is real, and the other is an illusion. Tell me which one without eating them.” There are going to be some problems in Arguments where I’m going to narrow it down to two answers, scratch my head real hard, and not be able to figure out the difference. I’d like to offer, as an example, Problem 14, Section 4, Test #39:

The mathematics of the scientific theory known as “complexity” describes those phenomena that are not quite stable and not quite chaotic. For example, the mathematics of complexity can be used to describe sand dunes: although sand dunes generally retain their shape, the addition of a tiny amount of sand can cause a sandslide. Certain scientists have concluded that there is good evidence that complexity is correct. After entering complexity-based mathematical models of real-world phenomena in computers, they found that the computerized mathematical models evolve much like the real-world phenomena actually evolve.

Which of the following principles, if valid, most justifies the scientists’ conclusions?

A. If computerized models based on a theory behave like their real world counterparts behave, then that theory is probably correct.

B. If a scientific theory is correct, then computerized mathematical models based on that theory behave like they’re real-world counterparts.

Sweet Baby Ray’s! I was able to eliminate C, D, and E. Now, in retrospect, I can see the difference quite plain. But when I know I have 1 minute 20 seconds to crack the freaking Da Vinci Code, I lose my nerve, and my abilities to see the wires behind the problem.

I will probably spend Day 5 on Arguments, trying my best to see the wires. I need to make sure that I’m going for consistency, not just breadth. After tomorrow, I will aim to move to a different field, possibly Games, which is still a very weak field for me.

However, after four days of focusing on Arguments, I took Test #39 as a diagnostic. I bumped up to 72% on Arguments . . . not too shabby for just a little bit of work on spotting the wires. I scored a 161 . . . and I am much more comfortable calling a 161 my starting point than a 157. However, I dropped down to 82% on Reading, which isn’t that great. Fans of Test #39 will remember the Canadian Internet copyright passage, which really slapped me around.

My resolution for the next few days: don’t obsess over the score. Focus on skill sets.

For the record, the “Credited Response” to the problem above is A. I don’t have a good explanation as to why that is. If I had to guess, I would say 1. The language in B, “If a scientific theory is correct” is too extreme for the passage, which says, “Scientists have concluded that there is good evidence.” Choice A merely says, “probably correct.” Also, the scientists were using data to verify a theory; choice B presumes the theory that has data thrown at it. But still . . . seriously, Elle Sack? 

30-Day LSAT Blog - Day 03

Posted: 12 May 2009 09:21 PM PDT

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Today my main initiative was to go through my old practice tests and see where my errors were in the Arguments section. Back on Practice Test #9, I discovered that I was batting .500 on the Arguments . . . which makes it very difficult to score above a 160. So I cozied up with Rachael ≈link≈ and drove to the Manchester City Library (link to their Wordpress site). I Love the Carpenter Library out of principle, because it’s this beautiful post-Victorian pre-Art Deco compromise. Unfortunately, I learned a valuable tidbit: I’m not allowed to study in the library. I thought that an uncomfortable wooden desk and chair would be the best place, but it’s crucial to study where there aren’t any distractions . . . and every single book in a library is a distraction to me.

Honestly, I should have seen this coming. Saint Michael’s College has a gorgeous library with several great study locales, but the books have always been distracting. I usually study in a Res Hall lounge or my room.

So, in two hours I managed to go through one-and-a-half Argument sections from Test #11. I took it slow, worked through each as The Princeton Review recommends, and tried to see where the traps were. Often, I failed. But given unlimited time, I was cranking out about 77%. I’ll take a 22% improvement any day.

That was about it for the day. I hadn’t seen Rachael since school ended, which is a long time when you go to school together, so we went out to get a banana split. Then dinner. I called it quits after that.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

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30-Day LSAT BLog - Day 02

Posted: 11 May 2009 08:17 PM PDT

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So, after yesterday’s miserable assesment, I figured it was time to dust off the books that I’ve been ignoring all semester and get to work.

Heretofore my practice has been to take test after test and hope I see some improvement. However, the guiding mantra of this month is, “I will improve my score by studying strategies for specific problem types, and careful analysis of my mistakes.”

Now, I’ve already outed myself by using the word “mantra.” My main text is the Princeton Review’s Cracking the LSAT with DVD, 2009 Edition ≈link≈. My appreciation for the Princeton Review goes deep. When I was applying to Undergrad schools, I was applying to some mini-Ivies that accepted the ACT. In comparison to the SAT, the ACT is God’s gift to high school seniors. After taking the SAT, I was convinced that the test was a fraud, it was completely untenable, and anyone who tried to sell an SAT class was one step below a snake-oil salesman. Truth be told, you can’t really prepare for the Scholastic Aptitude Test because you can’t really test Aptitude in a meaningful way. The particular edition of the Princeton Review for the ACT I had (Cracking the ACT ≈link≈) said as much. “You can’t prep for the SAT,” they said, “because you can’t measure aptitude. The ACT tries to measure Achievement, which you can test, and therefore you can prepare.” I’ve trusted them ever since.

TPR says, in a nutshell, this about the LSAT: It’s an evil test designed to create a bell-curve and, by implication, screw over the people who actually need this book. It was written by devious test-designers who hate you personally, and they will trick, deceive, confuse, misdirect, and mislead you at every possible opportunity. However, because the LSAT is very predictable it is highly teachable.

I don’t think that someone who lacks the mental acumen to score 175 will ever score a 175, no matter how hard they study or how many expensive classes they take. They might take the classes anyway, because they’re probably the type of people predisposed to, but I have no reason to believe that the LSAT curve is basically bulletproof (A 175 on the LSAT means less than ten incorrect responses on the exam, or a 90% accuracy rate). To score a 175, you’d need to be a quick and critical reader, a whiz at the logic games, and very familiar with the LSAT schema. I think you can learn all three, but not all three to 90% in an appreciable period of time. For example, I wouldn’t want to teach the Reading section . . . if these are skills you haven’t developed by law school, it will be difficult to acquire. In Steve Schwartz’s words, “It’s like becoming a Jedi or seeing through the Matrix.” I wasn’t born a Jedi, I just have to swallow the red pill.

So, for Day Two I basically cozied up with the text and copied down the rules for what TPR classifies as the 11-different Argument questions. This is pretty daunting.For instance, one technique for “Necessary Assumption” questions is to eliminate however many questions you can, and when you have two answers remaining, pull a Russian Reversal. If the answer says, “It is always imperative to read Jamie’s blog,” turn it into “It is never imperative” and see if the argument self-destructs. But there was a problem on Test 11 where both of my remaining answers were reversible. According to TPR, I should have eliminated the wrong answer at an earlier stage. But if I was operating on forgiving margins, I’d be Citigroup, not taking the LSAT.

I didn’t get a chance to take another practice section, but I did order the three most recent LSATs from Amazon.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

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LSAT Diary - day one

Posted: 09 May 2009 09:58 PM PDT

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When I began practicing the LSAT last summer, I could respectably pull off ~150. Which is . . . well, average. Literally. If I took the test then, I could sleep well knowing that every other person scored higher than me.

Over the year at SMC, Kaplan did two practice LSATs. My score bounced up to 161, which is much more in-line with the school’s I’m hoping to attend. However, the Kaplan tests may or may not have been designed to generate Kaplan prep course upsells . . . So I don’t view them as being necessarily good predictors.

So I open up the LSAC book tonight and took the first prep test, which was Test #9. My score moseyed down to 157. So, I’m 8% better off than I was before. My only concern is that Test #9 is fifteen years old.

I was very disappointed with that score. Historically, I can nail +90% on the Reading section, but I was only batting 50% on Logical Reasoning . . . which is, of course, half the test. Worst case scenario looks something like Reading, Games, LR, Games, LR which will complicate my mental fatigue.

Granted, I don’t do that hot on Games. However, I have improved to the point where I can quickly identify difficult problems and draw the secondary inferences that matter so much. Because of the huge number of Arguments, I need to make sure I can bat at least 70% on Arguments to break 160. And, if I’m only looking at a 160, it might not be financially viable for me to attend law school anyway, despite my GPA.

In any event, those are just numbers. But, entering my senior year, it’s difficult to represent the “intangibles” - my work experience, my campus involvement - as anything but what they are. The LSAT is what I feel to be the weakest element of my hypothetical application. But that’s enough for tonight. Stay tuned, or not, it’s up to you.

Stop shaking hands? Oh please.

Posted: 09 May 2009 04:04 PM PDT

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I’m really not a full-time resident of the blogosphere. In fact, I only know of, say, Cory Doctrow because XKCD insists he wears a cape and blogs from a hot-air balloon. So I don’t know if Michael Arrington has a well-established history of just not liking contact with other humans ≈link≈, or if this is just a pet peeve of his. But his position is that handshaking is “medieval” and we should eliminate it with something more sanitary, like the fist touch. Or telekinesis.

 

Hand shaking goes back a long, long way. Wikipedia says it was practiced as far back as the 2nd century BC. The story I've always heard is that shaking someone's hand shows that you hold no weapon. Since most people are right handed and would hold a knife in that hand, we shake right hands.

Hmm. I doubt you heard from a reliable source, Mr. Arrington. Consider that many cultures use the left hand for sanitation. Or, if you don’t believe that, maybe we shake hands with the right hand because, well, most people are right-handed. Didn’t you just admit that?

Whatever the reason for hand shaking, it isn't needed. Like the Qwerty keyboard (which is designed to slow us down so that the typewriter doesn't jam), it's a relic of an older time that's not only no longer needed but actually causes inefficiency.

This is a myth that I keep hearing over and over, and that I keep hearing disproved over and over. For starters, the Qwerty story is usually a description of why we should use Dvorak . . . and we’ve found, through testing, that Dvorak isn’t actually faster.

Besides, if it was designed to slow us down, why did they put the letters T R and E next to each other, with S directly below E? Sure, L is way over on the other side, but I can’t blame Messers. Remington or Rand for that. Wheel of Fortune hadn’t been invented yet!

I can live with the keyboard. But I'd rather not have to catch another flu or cold from a hand shake.

Of course you can live with the keyboard, Michael. The keyboard doesn’t try to be your friend.

But enough of that, if I wanted to see Michael Arrington’s opinions on my blog I’d pay him for them. Here’s my point of view. When I trained to be the incredibly awesome-sounding Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion ≈link≈, one of the readings asked, “What about touching a communicant’s hand/mouth while distributing Holy Communion?”

Now, I’m not saying that Catholics are superstitious, but we can be particular about how we expect our traditions to be enacted. Honestly, I didn’t know there was an issue, but it merited an entry in the reading. The answer was, “So what? Human contact with the spiritual community is desirable.”

That is what this ultimately comes down to. It doesn’t come down to germs, or people not washing their hands when they use the bathroom, or about some social guilt that comes with infecting all of your co-workers. A handshake is about reaching out, physically and emotionally. It’s to seal a deal, or to show that a bet is now morally binding. It’s a gesture of introduction as well as congratulation. When an organization wants to set themselves apart, they devise a handshake. The Boy Scouts shake with the left hand, purportedly because it’s closer to the heart. And the Masons? Well, there are about five Masonic handshakes, and they all have names!

What life events wouldn’t feel complete without a handshake? I would not have been pleased if the Scoutmaster didn’t shake my hand after I earned the rank of Eagle. If the principal handed my diploma and gave me a Vulcan salute instead of a handshake, I’d be displaying some hand gestures of my own devising.

I’d like to post a link one of Brett McCay’s excellent blogs called The Art of Manliness : How to Give an Impressive Handshake ≈link≈. Of course, a handshake is a gender-neutral expression, and the article reflects that. My assertion is that we don’t shake hands enough.

My other assertion is that we shouldn’t shake hands when a hug would do. But I don’t want to give Mr. Arrington a case of the fits.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

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Summer begins!

Posted: 08 May 2009 09:24 PM PDT

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Well, summer has begun for Saint Michael’s students. Junior year was absolutely excellent. It was a challenge, especially second semester, but second semester was also the most rewarding semester I’ve ever had. Part of it were my two great on-campus classes (Philosophy of Human Being; Honors English Seminar), part of it was my independent study, and part of it was my internship for Vermont’s Attorney General.

Now, the start of summer means one very big, very large thing: LSAT. My LSAT is on June 8, which gives me exactly one month to ramp up my preparation. I managed to raise my score 10 points just by running through some practice tests, but now it’s time to get into the nitty-gritty.

What I didn’t realize is that when LSAC uses phrases like “register” and “late registration,” they’re based on the Mayan zodiac. In all fairness, mea culpa. Because of my legion of car problems, I was dragging my feet on charging anything to my credit card. As a result, I got spanked with the $66 late fee. Oh, I’m taking the test at McGill. As in Canada.

Yea, that makes sense if I was going to be around Saint Mike’s, as that is the nearest testing center. But Boston was full up, which is the testing center that makes sense for someone who summers in New Hampshire. Thankfully, I know four gracious people who will have an apartment, so I can make the 10 hour trip without shelling out for hotels. Alas, I was still charged over $26 USD in Canadian taxes.

In any event, these 30 days will not get longer by blogging excessively. However, the beginning of summer is when I really get the urge to write, so blogging will help with that. Also, there are some great 0L resources out there. Believe me, I will be reading Steve Schwartz’s blog religiously. Steve Schwartz is a Manhattan-based LSAT tutor whose blog seems to be on the level.

So, we’ll see what’s about to turn up. Best of luck to all the June LSAT takers, especially ma bonne ami Emily, who is both brilliant and bilingual. Whatever you do, Em, don’t study harder than me!*

*Of course, I’m kidding. The (only) redeeming thing about the LSAT is that it’s a non-zero sum situation, and it forces you to compete against yourself. When I finally learn to love the Logic Games, I’ll take up sudoku. Besides, she’s a Yankees fan, so she’ll get hers.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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Pour one out

Posted: 28 Apr 2009 12:46 PM PDT

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I just wanted to wish Dennis Jansen (No. 634), a first-year student law student at University of Minnesota, a speedy recovery. Jansen’s blog has always given me good insight into the everyday surprises that come with studying the law, and also pontificates on the meaning of the phrase “hot ghetto mess” in relation to Popeye’s Chicken. If you’re a 0L, poke through his archives. He has gems like this,

“Yes, I read cases for fun. Criminal, mental commitment, divorce, and parental termination cases are more bizarre than anything Grisham or Nancy Grace can throw at you. My favorite cases are from Iowa. Not because anything particularly interesting happens in Iowa, but because they use a large font, and double space.”

In any event, some foo shot up Jansen. From the sound of it, he is going to be perfectly fine, and probably with some badass scars on his back. Nonetheless, here’s wishing you a speedy recovery. This makes me wonder if there’s a #shithappens tag on Twitter.