Friday, July 10, 2009

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30-Day LSAT Blog – Wrap-up

Posted: 10 Jul 2009 01:37 PM PDT

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After taking the June 2009 examination, and finally receiving my score, I’m ready to reflect on the LSAT experience and finish the TDLB. Here’s the punch line:

It worked.

I’m happy with my score. Any rational, sane person (yes, I’m looking at toplawschools.net here) ought to be. It was higher than almost all of the practice tests I blogged about, and I feel that it is an accurate representation of my LSAT-taking abilities, and I won’t be taking the exam again in September.

Here’s what I learned from the 30-day LSAT Blog, in no particular order.

  1. 30 days simply isn’t enough. That’s why every credible expert recommends six months. I had practiced for just under a year off-and-on again (mostly off).
  2. Do not take the LSAT in a foreign country. Taking my sweet time registering and winding up in Quebec didn’t help me, especially since my French is just good enough to ask for directions, not receive them.
  3. Get a good night’s sleep. The night before I was up until 1:00 am, had to wake up to make the 2 hour drive, and was sleeping on a pleather couch. It didn’t help.
  4. Bring a bigger snack. I brought three bananas, one of which I ate about 30 minutes before the exam to minimize hunger pangs. By the time I was taking the break, I would have strangled the nearest Canadian for a bar of chocolate.
  5. I cannot offer too much advice about how to prepare for Games. Thanks to the infamous Dinosaur game (which wasn’t the hardest game on the test, trust me) we saw a whole mass of candidates freaking out because their LGB method yielded a diagram that was, as a lawyer might say, as useless as a Swiss cheese tire.
  6. You will get discouraged. I figured I would hop into the room well-prepared, be relaxed before it began, and would blow through it . . . just like I did the PrepTests. By Section 4 I was doodling some arithmetic in the margin to guess which section was the experimental section.
  7. Don’t do what I just described.
  8. It will be impossible to focus. I studied in the library by putting my wristwatch on a table and glancing at it to see when time is up. What I should have done is hired a surly Russian prison guard to stand directly in front of my desk, circle around me slowly, and then scream at me when the section is over. I’m not saying that’s what my proctor did, but even if your proctor is Betty White that’s what it will feel like.
  9. Know your “rights.” Elle Sack has a very pronounced procedure for just about everything. Which is good because your proctor probably doesn’t care. I didn’t have any reason to invoke my LSAT “rights,” but I can only say that because I know what they are.
  10. Here is the most important advice I have. To prepare for the LSAT properly do six timed sections, because that’s how long the exam is. Obviously you should do the four PrepTest questions and an experimental section. But what about the sixth section?

Your first section should be completing an income tax return for a U.S. state determined at random.

You think I’m kidding. I’m only 25% kidding. Let’s say the ticket says you must report by 12:30. That means, if things go smoothly, you will begin your first section around 1:30. The administrative portion of the exam will take your bright-eyed, sharply-dressed well-prepared, clear-minded self, the self you prepared so hard to be, and completely ruin it. This is an awesome tactic on Elle Sack’s part because it makes certain your exam will go like this:

Ready for the LSAT!

Ready for the LSAT!

. . . at least until you get your groove back. Be wary! Be warned! But most of all, be prepared.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

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Selling Google

Posted: 01 Jul 2009 08:01 AM PDT

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Scott Moritz at theStreet.com wrote “Five Reasons to Sell Google.” Now, I’m not saying sell Google or buy Google. I don’t own any Google. But there was just something about the article’s logic that didn’t make sense to me:

The recession stalled the Internet search industry and handed Google its first ever sequential sales declinelast quarter. The cool-down ended a long, prosperous run for the search shop, and it may mark the end of the era of Google’s ever-expanding dominance.

That could be a problem, as any loss of sales is trouble for anyone (last time I checked). But the article seems to confuse “end of Google’s ever-expanding dominance” and “end of Google’s dominance.”

  • Search volume has slumped. For years, the number of searches has grown dramatically. Now, it’s flat.
  • New users are drying up. Now that everyone “Googles,” where are the new searchers coming from?
  • Market share is flat. Google has 65% of the search business, says comScore, but that hasn’t varied much in the past three quarters.
  • The recession has curbed international growth.
  • Ad pricing has stopped increasing.
  • So, are searches slumping or are searches flat? I can’t tell.

    If everyone Googles, Google doesn’t need to increase users. This is because Google is an advertising company. If an advertising company reaches “everyone,” it’s difficult to expect growth. This is like saying we should sell Luxury Brands because every woman age 13+ gets a Victoria Secret catalogue mailed to their house.

    I don’t doubt that market share is flat if you tell me that everyone already uses Google. But for more than 2 out of 3 searches, we use Google. This isn’t a battle of Coke v Pepsi. It’s more like Microsoft v. every *nix distro. Also note that this is market share, not searches. Now that US broadband adoption rate has trickled up to 63%, I presume Americans are searching more, and continue to search with Google as they do.

    The recession has curbed international grown: check. Doesn’t that sort of explain why a phenominal company could still experience all the above said?

    Search ads are a wonderful trick, but it’s still only one trick, and Google has not had any breakthrough success in other areas beyond search. YouTube, for example, continues to be a popular service and Google still hasn’t found a way to make money from it. By some estimates, Google loses between $200 million to $500 million a year on the video site.

    That’s not just one trick. It’s THE trick. This is like saying antenna television’s commercials are just one trick. Google had revenue of ~21.1 billion off of searches last year, with a revenue of 21.8 (according to Mortiz). The fact that Google gets dinged 2% of revenue for one of the Internet’s most popular websites doesn’t seem to leave anyone else awake at night.

    Surprisingly, Moritz discusses the measures that Yahoo (which Google bailed out) is taking that could possibly threaten Google. A new home page tailored to your interests. So, like iGoogle? There’s also some mention about Bing.com which has drawn “curious” searchers. Here’s the Thing with Bing: if you’re crossing over from Google, Bing looks like nothing but Google with a more cluttered screen. I only discovered the page preview on accident. I admit, there are some slick things about Bing—more than meet the eye. But I think Bing loses where Google has always won: the relevance battle. I ran three queries through each: “is racism illegal?” “places to eat lunch in montpelier vt” and “Jamie Gorton.” Bing won the first one, but only because it brought the only useful site (Wikipedia) up closer to the head of the page. Google easily won the other two.

    Le sigh. Finally the article dings efforts like Google Voice and Google Shows for not really taking off. But remember, Google is an advertizing company. I don’t know anyone who uses Google Chat. But I know that I can connect to my AIM account through Google Chat, and that means I’m not looking at the ads in the AOL client – I’m looking at the ads on Gmail.

    Aside from that, I have two theories about why Google has so many fingers in so many different ponds.

    • Familiarity with competitor’s technology. Remember Google Video? You used it if you had to, if YouTube didn’t have what you needed. And then Google buys YouTube. Huh. If Google gets to know the technology behind VoIP, and then one day Skype goes up for sale . . .
    • It costs their competitors money. Google Docs exists not because Writely was going to emerge as a major threat, but because it costs MSFT money. If you look at Google service X, and think, “Does this cost a competitor money?” then there’s the rationale. It inhibits someone else from taking that traffic away. Of course, there are no ads in Google Docs. There aren’t any ads on the editorial page of a newspaper either.